Девушка, вы здесь не видели бабушку?

Родила в юном возрасте, и за это всю жизнь расплачиваюсь. Расплачиваюсь всегда.

Я пережила, когда пришла в школу, где учился мой старший сын Никита, и весь учительский коллектив рассматривал меня с головы до ног. Классная учительница моего первоклассника, сгорая от любопытства, спросила меня:

— А правда то, что вы родили сына Никиту в пятнадцать лет?

— Нет не правда, я его родила в двадцать лет – возмущённо ответила я.

— А ваш сын сказал, что в пятнадцать – с разочарованием ответила учительница.

Я не набралась смелости спросить у неё, почему она с Никитой говорила на эту тему. Дома я накричала на сына:

«Ты зачем рассказал учительнице, во сколько лет я тебя родила. Я родила тебя не в 15 лет, а в 20».

Сын поднял на меня глаза и произнёс:

«А какая разница в 15 или в 20?»

Ладно, это осталось в прошлом. Но сегодня, о мои седины! В магазине модного нижнего белья я выбирала вышитые трюселя и кружевные бюстгальтеры. Ко мне подошла продавщица в кудряшках и начала предлагать товар, а недалеко от меня прогуливался мой внук. Проглядев огромное количество игрушек, он потребовал идти в другой магазин. Со словами «Бабушка, ну бабушка» и так на одной и той же ноте, как умеют маленькие дети, чтобы получить от взрослого, что им нужно.

Продавщица услышала это нытье, некоторое время смотрела на моего внука, а потом спросила меня:

«Девушка, вы здесь не видели бабушку, наверное, малыш потерялся».

Тишина и опять появилась эта старая рана. Но теперь я не дам ей спросить, во сколько лет я родила, так как я уже умею охранять личные границы. Эти кружевные трусы никак нельзя совместить со статусом бабушки. Муж от моего рассказа смеялся очень долго.

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